Escape the past, erase this memory

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay

(via breakfast-at-the-heartbreakhotel)

thou-shalt-not-kill:

we are constantly torn between wanting to feel grounded and wanting to feel out of control, there is no in between. 

(via breakfast-at-the-heartbreakhotel)

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

(via whattheactualfuck-)

understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

(via muggleloljkwizard)